Programming Jokes

Jokes that are not for everyone which may or may not be appropriate for LinuxReviews and sites like it.

A programmer and his wife

A programmer was walking out the door to go to work when his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk". The programmer never came back.

while(you're out){
   buy(some milk);
}

(What the wife should have said is "while you are out, buy milk, unless you have milk already".)